You're a Monster, Girl

hoverroundjingle: monsterousgirl: howtobeafuckinglady: Tumblr Crushes: allnaturalytwashedblipsterbitch nudebeat 66lanvin monsterousgirl nastylikepunana xsuperficial adeenyc flamingfox kbasmuse yeah it’s me!!! i finally made it onto someones crushes!! I’m so haaaappyy T.T  Well shit if that’s all you wanted… Lol I never thought anyone would top Dr. Science. omg 48%!!! you like and/or reblog almost half of my shit! how is that possible?? high quality blog right hurr :D 

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monsterousgirl:

howtobeafuckinglady:

Tumblr Crushes:

yeah it’s me!!! i finally made it onto someones crushes!! I’m so haaaappyy T.T

 Well shit if that’s all you wanted…

Lol I never thought anyone would top Dr. Science.

omg 48%!!! you like and/or reblog almost half of my shit! how is that possible?? high quality blog right hurr :D 

(via thenerdintheburgh)

Our Lady of Kvlt

Our Lady of Kvlt

Our Lady of Metal

Our Lady of Metal

I need some ponponpon for my weiweiwei #harajukurealness

I need some ponponpon for my weiweiwei #harajukurealness

Being outcasted is what made the x-men

Being outcasted is what made the x-men

Sometimes I can be such a brat. I really should be slapped

Sometimes I can be such a brat. I really should be slapped

So apparently, there is only one Jamba Juice in Pittsburgh, which is total bunk. I used to drink these assholes like three times a day. Do you know what it’s like to not drink smoothies cold turkey??? I’d rather stop smoking crack.  “Jamba Juuuuuuiiiiicccee, fruit smoothies where dreams are made oooooooofff!” - Jamba Juice State of Mind 

So apparently, there is only one Jamba Juice in Pittsburgh, which is total bunk. I used to drink these assholes like three times a day. Do you know what it’s like to not drink smoothies cold turkey??? I’d rather stop smoking crack. 

“Jamba Juuuuuuiiiiicccee, fruit smoothies where dreams are made oooooooofff!” - Jamba Juice State of Mind 

Oh you know just hanging out in Times Square drinking a green tea frap like it’s no big deal. whatever babe. 

Oh you know just hanging out in Times Square drinking a green tea frap like it’s no big deal. whatever babe. 

Surgery I Need Botox: in the forhead and nose Nose Job: thinning of my bridge Brow lift: so that I don’t look so sleepy/sad Hair line lowering: to balance face Jaw line shaved: to make face more round and even Lip fillers: to make upper lip fuller Laser hair removal Chin shaved Cheekbone implants (optional) If anyone has any suggestions about what else I need please let me know. Sometimes it’s hard to see what’s wrong from the inside. 

Surgery I Need

  • Botox: in the forhead and nose
  • Nose Job: thinning of my bridge
  • Brow lift: so that I don’t look so sleepy/sad
  • Hair line lowering: to balance face
  • Jaw line shaved: to make face more round and even
  • Lip fillers: to make upper lip fuller
  • Laser hair removal
  • Chin shaved
  • Cheekbone implants (optional)

If anyone has any suggestions about what else I need please let me know. Sometimes it’s hard to see what’s wrong from the inside. 

Onii-chan! Kiss me like you kiss your girlfriend! 

Onii-chan! Kiss me like you kiss your girlfriend! 

I should’ve gone to work. But did I? Nope. 

I should’ve gone to work. But did I? Nope. 

Look at your life. Look at your choices. 

Look at your life. Look at your choices. 

IT’S MARTHA BZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!!

IT’S MARTHA BZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!!